How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
How do you make a horny american? shoot him in the middle of his face.
