What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
