I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? Iām all eyes on you.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
How do you make a hormone? don't fuck her.
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
