What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
What is a pedophiles favorite song? i dunno, its really hard for me to say.
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
Why do you have a VA account?
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
There are 10 types of people in this world. those who can count and those who can't.
You'll never convince me people have ponytail. people have ponyteeth.
