Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
What's another name for a black person? coprophile
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.