How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
No, but I'm definitely interested.
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
I'm a great listener. ~ people i don't like talking to.
How i met your father: the short version
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
