I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
What is a redditors favorite music album? r/redditsunes!
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
No, but I'm definitely interested.
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
I'm not your friend, buddy.
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.