A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
It's a thing for them. I'm glad it made you smile 😊
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
Why does little finger always feel hungry? because he's a rasberry.
No idea, but I’m sure the waffle flavor was great!
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga