I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
My wife and i laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more.
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
What do you call a mexican that sells drugs? a narc