My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
What is a pedophiles favorite song? i dunno, its really hard for me to say.
Upvote my tweets! they say i'm being sarcastic! you say that, i say that, and we fight!
I'm going to give it a go. Why do you have to ruin it for me?
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
What do you call a mexican that lost his car? carlos
Oh no, not the usual. I'm gonna be in a crazy place this summer.
