What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
What kind of shoe does a skeleton wear? sneakers
What kind of shoe does a skeleton wear? sneakers
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
It's a thing for them. I'm glad it made you smile 😊
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
