What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
How i met your father: the short version
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
