Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
You'll never convince me people have ponytail. people have ponyteeth.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
My gpa's semblance is the temperature of the moon.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
I love a good haiku :D
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
