Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
