What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
Why should you never trust atoms? they make up everything.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
I want to know what your favourite place on Reddit is
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.