What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde joke?
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
I was wondering what song - please tell me
