Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
Did you hear about the man who had 12 nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
I like my women like i like my whiskey... ...locked down in my basement