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What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.