What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
I'm going to give it a go. Why do you have to ruin it for me?
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
What kind of shoe does a skeleton wear? sneakers
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.