What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
There are 10 types of people in this world. those who can count and those who can't.
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.
