I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
Hey, I'm not an expert, but I've been in the game for over half a year now.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
Why does little finger always feel hungry? because he's a rasberry.
Why do you have a VA account?
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a cow.