What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
I guess you could say there's lots of us on reddit right now.
I like my women like i like my whiskey... ...locked down in my basement
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
I was wondering who it was that said "You are not a robot" I now have an answer
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.