I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
How do you tell if someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
Upvote my tweets! they say i'm being sarcastic! you say that, i say that, and we fight!
What do you call a mexican that sells drugs? a narc
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
Did you hear about the man who had 12 nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
