What kind of shoe does a skeleton wear? sneakers
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? I’m all eyes on you.
What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*