What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
What does a perverted frog say? no, why?
Like my field or something?
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.