Tag: palm tree
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
I can't tell if it's because its commercials just seem weird or if it's just weird to watch adverts on YouTube.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
How does a pirate greet each other? cruz
What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
My gpa's semblance is the temperature of the moon.
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
What is a cannibal's favorite meal? an 'ugly.'
Oh no, not the usual. I'm gonna be in a crazy place this summer.