What did the dog say to the guy with five dicks? i don't know what you're doing.
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
Iām a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
What do you call a mexican that sells drugs? a narc
Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
