Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
Why didn't the blonde go to the strip club? because she didn't want to get fucked.
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a cow.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
There are 10 types of people in this world. those who can count and those who can't.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
