Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
Dogs are the only animals that have a pointy nose
I have the breath of life...and a penis
What is something that starts with f and ends with uck? fuck
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls