I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
How do you make a dead baby float? fuck it.
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
