Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
How do you start a race with a hobbit? toss a coin.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
