Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde joke?
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What is a redditors favorite music album? r/redditsunes!
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
What is a cannibal's favorite meal? an 'ugly.'
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
I'm not a sniper, i'm just a shot with a longbow.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.