I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
Why should you never trust atoms? they make up everything.
No idea, but Iām sure the waffle flavor was great!
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
