What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? a milk dud!
What do you call a gay guy in prison? jerk-off
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
What do you call a batman that skips church? christian bale
What do you call a batman that skips church? christian bale
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
What's another name for a black person? coprophile
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
