If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater