What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for his birthday? cancer.
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
I like my women like i like my coffee i don't like coffee.
I want to know what your favourite place on Reddit is
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
