Tag: new arrivals
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
What do you call a batman that skips church? christian bale
I'm not a huge fan of bacon.
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.