I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
I guess you could say there's lots of us on reddit right now.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
Upvote my tweets! they say i'm being sarcastic! you say that, i say that, and we fight!
