Tag: national security
Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
At least it's not the type of repetitive, in-your-face harassment that made me so afraid.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
No, but it's not wrong to be wrong.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
I can't tell if it's because its commercials just seem weird or if it's just weird to watch adverts on YouTube.
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
What do you call a cow with no legs? a cow.
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.