What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
What is a pedophiles favorite song? i dunno, its really hard for me to say.
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.