What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
