Tag: motor fluid
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
How do you make a dead baby float? fuck it.