That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
So a baby seal walks into a club... ...
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man