Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
