Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
No, but I'm definitely interested.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
What do you call a group of 12 obedient, well behaved dogs? organized crime
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
