What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
I would like to see this! *IMPORTANT UPDATE*
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
What do you call a nun that only eats bones and not food? a roamin' catholic
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
