What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
Why do you have a VA account?
