What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
I have the breath of life...and a penis
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
