Dogs are the only animals that have a pointy nose
Hey, I'm not an expert, but I've been in the game for over half a year now.
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
How do you make a dead baby float? fuck it.
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
No idea, but I’m sure the waffle flavor was great!