I've heard about this place! I'm going to check it out!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
What do you call a gay guy in prison? jerk-off
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
So i was in a restaurant on the weekends... and i just ordered the wwii remote
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
